Oh no.

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 08/04/2020 at 00:25 • Filed to: None

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I remembered seeing this thing for sale a while back somewhere and wondered if it was as bad as I remembered. It is. If a car can be a crime against  humanity, this is it...

lone_liberal > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 00:38

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Draw  me like one of your French cars?

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 00:40

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I would take a chisel to that.

ttyymmnn > lone_liberal 08/04/2020 at 00:52

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This deserves  more stars.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 00:53

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I don’t get it, can’t explain it, and it evokes feeling. Unpleasant feelings.

Yup, it’s art.

Jim Spanfeller > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 08/04/2020 at 00:54

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Unfortunately and somewhat bafflingly, the custom bodywork done to this car is all made from shaping the DS’s body panels. It’s all metal. Kind of a case of awful taste but great execution... I can only dream of ever being that good at shaping metal, but holy crap is that thing hideous...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 00:58

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That droopy side boob is an affront to the brilliance of the DS. This may be the only hydropneumatic Citroen I want to see obliterated. 

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 08/04/2020 at 01:22

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It should be harvested for parts and then put out of its misery...

With military-grade explosives. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 02:12

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Kill it with fire

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 03:15

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Grinder and welder then. There’s no way som e of those shapes aren’t add ons...even if they are shaped metal add-ons.

Urambo Tauro > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 07:28

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https://jalopnik.com/here-it-is-the-most-terrifying-citroen-on-craigslist-1827400171

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 08:10

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Then burned, then burned again as a warning to anyone else who might wish to trash an automotive legend. 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Urambo Tauro 08/04/2020 at 08:38

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I don't want to ever see the rest of this car again, so I will not click on your well times link. 

Taylor Martin > Jim Spanfeller 08/04/2020 at 11:20

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That body work looks like ET’s hand... very cool if that’s what they were going for... I’m not thinking that’s what they were going for though.